The Orion’s Bookstack mug features a perfectly curated tower of totally real, definitely-academic Solarian texts like How to Unwoo a Wolf and Friendship Bracelets for Beginners (a classic, really). From ancient artifacts to advanced numerology, this cup is stacked with character lore and subtle chaos.

Sleek ceramic with a deep navy interior, dishwasher and microwave safe, and built for fans who know Orion’s bookshelf is probably not as boring as he claims.

Because under all that brooding? There’s a man who annotates.