Social battery: 2%. Hat game? 100%. The Low Battery Dad Hat by Vudora Marie™ says what your face can’t, you're running on empty and thriving in soft, sarcastic silence. The distressed finish gives it that perfectly worn-in vibe, and the adjustable fit means it’s comfy enough for errands, naps, and avoiding small talk. Spot clean with warm water and mild soap. No full resets required.
Social battery: 2%. Hat game? 100%. The Low Battery Dad Hat by Vudora Marie™ says what your face can’t, you're running on empty and thriving in soft, sarcastic silence. The distressed finish gives it that perfectly worn-in vibe, and the adjustable fit means it’s comfy enough for errands, naps, and avoiding small talk. Spot clean with warm water and mild soap. No full resets required.
