For the reader who’s been through one too many tragic arcs and now files “self-care” under “dark humor.” This cheeky glass is your perfect companion for sipping iced coffee while rereading your favorite emotionally devastating novel, for the sixth time.

Crafted with a bamboo lid and reusable straw, it’s sustainable, stylish, and just unhinged enough to match your favorite morally gray character. Because not all plot twists are uplifting… and that’s exactly your vibe.