The Lady Petunia’s Flower Market crewneck brings a splash of floral charm to one of Zodiac Academy’s most delightfully inappropriate running jokes. With vibrant pink blooms and leafy details, it’s the perfect mix of cozy comfort and sly humor, just like Geraldine.

Whether you’re strolling through a market or reciting something unnecessarily poetic, this sweatshirt says you’re here to serve flower power with a wink.

Soft. Floral. Deeply inappropriate. Just how Lady Petunia would want it.