Beam up your style with the Abduct Me Boxy Tee, perfect for those who know the truth is out there—and that comfort is key. With a relaxed, slightly cropped fit, this tee is ideal for casual wear, midnight UFO stakeouts, or lounging while deep-diving into conspiracy theories.

Why You'll Love It: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this heavyweight tee is as soft as an alien's telepathic whisper. The bold graphic and vintage-inspired pigment dye ensure you stay stylish, whether you're stargazing or decoding government cover-ups.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold—no need for extraterrestrial intervention. Tumble dry low or air dry under the stars for best results.