The Mercury Made Me Do It mug is for those mornings when you're blaming the planets (and rightfully so). With a crisp celestial design on a sleek black ceramic base, this cup brings chaotic energy in the most aesthetic way possible.

Perfect for sipping while sending risky texts, misplacing your keys, or just trying to survive another cosmic plot twist. Dishwasher and microwave safe, because you’ve got enough to deal with.

Not your fault. It’s Mercury’s.