The Lady Petunia’s Flower Market tee delivers full Geraldine Grus energy—vibrant, unbothered, and just a touch scandalous. With bold pink florals and crisp lettering, this shirt is soft, breathable, and ready for everything from dramatic monologues to casual grocery store slayage.

Printed on a lightweight unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch, it's a wearable wink to anyone fluent in Zodiac Academy euphemisms.

Delicate. Floral. Absolutely inappropriate.