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Shop VM Dead Inside Distressed Dad Hat

Dead Inside Distressed Dad Hat

$29.95

Got a soul as empty as your coffee cup on a Monday morning? This hat gets it. Perfect for burnout survivors and caffeine-fueled gremlins, it’s your new emotional support accessory—effortlessly cool, just like your existential dread. Whether dodging social interactions or embracing your villain era, this cap does the talking so you don’t have to.

Why you’ll love it: Soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort, with eco-friendly practices that are kinder to the planet than you are to yourself.

Care Instructions: Spot clean with warm water and mild soap—no need for an existential crisis.

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Dead Inside Distressed Dad Hat

$29.95

Got a soul as empty as your coffee cup on a Monday morning? This hat gets it. Perfect for burnout survivors and caffeine-fueled gremlins, it’s your new emotional support accessory—effortlessly cool, just like your existential dread. Whether dodging social interactions or embracing your villain era, this cap does the talking so you don’t have to.

Why you’ll love it: Soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort, with eco-friendly practices that are kinder to the planet than you are to yourself.

Care Instructions: Spot clean with warm water and mild soap—no need for an existential crisis.

Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart

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